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Kappa Eta
Kappa
Longest house resident:
old man miller
(still dwells beyond the secret stairs)
Most time spent on the front porch: Phil Morris
(14 days, 3hours, 26 min, 61sec)
Most consecutive nights sleeping in the house:
Pinto
(1 yr, 11 months, 18 nights)
Perfect attendance: Louis Brownoiser
Most days missed in one trimester: missed?
Kappa mile time: Fred Miller
(16.3 min)
Longest swim in the Milwaukee river without
rotting: Lucky
(637 yards, she would have gained 1000 yrds,
but the coast guard caught her before she made it to
the bay)
Most rejections:
Censored
(1201+ and counting)
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Fraternity Book of Records
Consecutive nights
on the run: Fella Kney
(7 weeks)
Most wrapping paper
in one room: Day Old Dan
(40,000 sq. ft.)
Most popped popcorn
in one room: Mickey
(300 gallons)
Kappa parole
officers: Nick, Rick
(uh-oh)
Kappa’s biggest
player: Yeesh
(oy-oy-oy-oy)
Most monsters/aliens
seen in one night: Joe Mil
(27 +or- 26)
Best brother to
shout at: Lou Cifer
Kappa Birthday:
April 6th 1957
Next most likely
parole hearing: 3/19/07
(8 a.m. ?)
Best St. Pats
candidate 2007: Brian Braun
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